rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it
serving size: 4
all 4 me
(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via suspend)
"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"
"There’s free food."
(Source: megasixtyfour, via turnmy)
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
(Source: dongwoon, via d0nn0)
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back